Thursday 26 March 2015

Vampires Suck by Giovanni Valentino

Vampires Suck
by Giovanni Valentino
Paperback, 300 pages
Published October 31st 2014 by Strange Musings Press


Each story has a different take on the legend of the Vampire. Some hide from the darkness and others can walk in the daylight. Some are cold, calculated killers and others are full of teenaged angst. Some are held at bay by garlic but others love Italian food.

Here is a collection of stories designed to poke fun at the whole vampire genre. We have funny stories about the troubles of immortality, about the crazy life of the vampire slayer, and about just how the different vampires get along.

But in all the stories, one element is always there.

Original Stories by:

Giovanni Valentino - Will Adams - Nicholas Knight - Arthur Carey

Gregg Chamberlain - Tim Jeffreys - T.R. Clark - Evan Dicken - Dan Doerflein

Tracy S. Morris - John H. Dromey - Tim J. Finn - Kerrie Strong -C.J. Andrew

Aaron Gudmunson - James E. Guin - Sierra July - Alexis Larkin - Daniel McPherson

M. Kelly Peach - Paul Popiel - Robert Morrisey- Barry Rosenber - Joe Mogel

J. Adrian Cook - Simon Kewin -Victor Gischler

Find it on Goodreads 

Amazon: http://tinyurl.com/nxxy94h

Createspace: https://www.createspace.com/5006131


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About the Editor:
Giovanni Francesco Valentino has struggled at the art of writing for four decades against many demons like self-doubt, chronic depression, OCD and severe dyslexia. He has written a few memoir pieces about his life struggles going undiagnosed for more the half his life. He hopes one day to be a famous published science fiction and fantasy author.
He is a member of the CNY Writers Haven, a critique and writer support group. He is the editor of the upcoming humorous anthology, Alternate Hilarities.

Goodreads: https://www.goodreads.com/author/show/7772307.Giovanni_Valentino
Website: http://giovannivalentino.blogspot.com/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/thegiovanniv

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Giovanni-Valentino/514035118649690


Strange Musings Press:

We are a small publisher founded and run by two authors with a variety of skills and talents. Visit our Staff page for more information about who we are.


Currently, Strange Musings Press is strictly an e-publisher of anthologies: Alternate Hilarities , Romantic Ruckus, Alternate Hilarities 2 - Vampires Suck, and Alternate Hilarities 3: Hysterical Realms

We DO NOT accept or publish standalone stories, novels, or novellas at this time so please don't query us for those. We'll send you a humorous and snarky rejection letter.


The goal of these anthologies is to help aspiring authors get published and to have fun. Everything we do here is in the spirit of humor. If we offend you in any way, well, we probably don't care =)


Take a moment to look around and submit a story or two if you'd like. Got questions? Got a joke you want to tell us? Want to tell us how awesome we are? Stand in line and send us an email at: strangemusings.editor@verizon.net.



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